Recently, Rick Astley has decided to choose a new career path. He's started to sell and build firepits for prople to use at their homes. This is the best idea I've had yet!
he claims.
While his fans weren't amused, many people did enjoy the flames held whithin his firepits, and within the internet. For ordering, first call NASA and see if you have the space in your yard. Then call you mom, because it's important to call your mother once in a while, silly. After that, call your local government and check with the laws of having a fire in your yard. Afterwards, Call the pope to get his blessing for the occasion. Once you've done this, call your phone provider, since your phone bill is bound to have been racked up to quite the pretty penny.